Century Media Signs IWRESTLEDABEARONCE

A news leak permeated the web last week suggesting that the Louisiana grind/electronic band IWRESTLEDABEARONCE had just signed the dotted line with Century Media Records. Many expressed excitement at the prospect of a unique union between one of the world's most intriguing bands and one of the bigger independent metal labels. Now that California's newly-enacted marriage laws are in effect, it can be confirmed that the gayest of gay marriages did in fact occur and the two are officially recognized as partners at last.

Guitarist Steven Bradley had the following to say about the special union:

“We couldn't possibly be more excited about signing to Century Media! Everyone at the label is supportive of our desire to make weird music that branches out into every genre possible, and they made us sign in blood and semen so we know we're in a good place. In all seriousness this is a lifelong dream come true, and we can't wait to make a new full-length for everyone to hear. Come hang out with us on tour!”

For additional information, tour dates or to view the much talked about “Tastes Like Kevin Bacon” video click below!

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