THE GREAT KAT – The interview with real goddess and dominatrix

The interview was very hard!!! The Kat used the words magical for me. And I had problems with logical translation to Polish. I mean the words: SHRED and SHREDDER… In spite of all I extorted a little infos from her and rather she extorted my brains her music…Anyway here isn’t need to chatter. I invite to the interview with hot photos of The Great Kat!!!

Hey Katherine!!! Before we will begin conversation I would like to explain some thing… Recently I spoke with a pal … and I tell him that I will get interview with you… And he throws in such small digression – I like her! The mad woman with the guitar! The mad metal-woman! She is excellent, but terrible smart ass. But she can be smart ass because she's excellent… Surely the texts of this type don't make sensation for you already, hahaha…

Ok., But if you are excellent then are authorized to be smart ass? Hahaha …

But do you deny that you are perverse? Sex, blood and violence still appear on your videoclips.

Do you like dabbling in a blood? I mean about the true blood, not false for video …

You often appear as sharp dominant woman. You cut off penises, you torture guys… Do you like sadistic sex?

Hmm… She didn’t answered… I couldn’t provoke her…Maybe I will try differently…

…You were born in England in a U.S. Air Force Base Military Hospital. This surely is why in circumjacent you scenery are militarist often. Besides you make impression very hard and strong woman – like a soldier…

The Great Kat is the DOMINATRIX OF WAR and spreading DEMOCRACY, CAPITALISM and GENIUS MUSIC THROUGH THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are very talented musician! From your childhood you mastered play the piano, the violins and the guitar. Do you feel the guitar the best surely? But you still play the violin…

WAKE UP!! The Great Kat is “Top 10 FASTEST SHREDDERS OF ALL TIME” (Guitar One Magazine) and a GENIUS Juilliard Graduate Violin Virtuoso turned Blood-Dripping Guitar Dominatrix.

After graduating from The Juilliard School as a violin virtuoso and realizing that Classical music was KILLED by NON-VIRTUOSO “COMPOSERS” like CAGE and SCHOENBERG, I decided to SINGLE-HANDEDLY RESURRECT THE ENTIRE CLASSICAL MUSIC FIELD by UPDATING it with Popular Music. After hearing Speed Metal, I was PSYCHED by the POWER, SPEED and ENERGY and I QUICKLY decided to PICK UP THE GUITAR and become a GUITAR SHREDDER!!!!!!!!!!!

I took all my violin solos from Paganini, Sarasate, Vivaldi and others and began playing them with the exact violin fingerings, shiftings and technique from the violin onto the guitar and rearranging actual Classical Music scores for Shred Guitar, Band and Orchestra: SHRED/CLASSICAL MUSIC WAS BORN!!

NOW go to the Kat web site at http://www.greatkat.com and HEAR BRILLIANT SHRED/CLASSICAL for yourselves on The Great Kat’s “WAGNER’S WAR” CD and NEW “EXTREME GUITAR SHRED” DVD!!!!!!!!!

How much time daily do you dedicate for playing?

The Great Kat composes, rehearses, practices, arranges, promotes and produces The Great Kat’s “SHRED/CLASSICAL” music 24 hours a day!!!!!!

As The Kat didn’t want to answer on my all questions then as I have more authority in METAL CENTRE (than she) I proceed myself in some themes between our conversation… She created own style – “Shred/Classical” Music – this is connection of classic music with metal music, the connection of virtuosity with the aggression. Her classic inspirations reach to e.g. Beethoven, Vivaldi, Wagner, Bazzini and more. But she didn’t say about her metal inspirations… She has quite good production! 8 CD, 1 DVD and 8 videos!!!… Does she earn with the music? She didn’t want to say… She’s the legendary person in metal world, but in spite of all she is not so popular like different metal-women, e.g. Doro Pesch from DORO, Tarja from NIGHTWISH, Sharon from WITHIN TEMPTATION… She stays in underground… And maybe the reason is her music which is more difficult in perception, it is less commercial (???)… The Kat also kept silence about these matters… She didn’t lure for her comment about Vanessa Mae. Vanessa connects the classic music with rock and pop, which in her case the music is very commercial…

…You know, your arrangements are very total for me… it's really sharp perversion (like said my a next pal)!!! I would say, that the blood flows from under your fingers is true during solo parties… You are amazing with the guitar! But I think that maybe vocal's parties are too little. But THE GREAT KAT is more instrumental music…

The Great Kat’s GROUNDBREAKING, REVOLUTIONARY music is for GENIUSES who WANT to SPEED UP THEIR BRAINS with COMPLEX, POWERFUL, GENIUS, FAST, SHREDDING MUSIC!!!!!!!

NOW check out The Great Kat’s NEW HIGHLY-ACCLAIMED DVD!! RIPPING YOUR FLACCID BRAINS OFF AND FORCING YOU LETHARGIC MORONS TO BE GENIUSES WHETHER YOUR LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!!!!!!! Check out video samples from the “EXTREME GUITAR SHRED” DVD at http://www.greatkat.com

“EXTREME GUITAR SHRED” DVD FEATURES:

6 EXTREME GUITAR Music Videos:

-ZAPATEADO-Classical Violin/Guitar Virtuosity –Shred version of Pablo de Sarasate’s virtuoso violin piece “Zapateado” (from The Great Kat’s “Wagner’s War”CD)

-TORTURE CHAMBER: Torture Devices and Extreme abusive of inferior males (from The Great Kat’s “Bloody Vivaldi”CD)

-CASTRATION-The Great Kat Dominates and controls through castration-eliminates the appendage that make MEN think they are IMPORTANT (from The Great Kat’s “Rossini’s Rape” CD)

-LIVE IN CHICAGO-The Great Kat’ Shred Guitar Live with Fans/slaves and total chaos!

-DOMINATRIX-The Great Kat takes a slave and humiliates and abuses him!

-WAR-PRO-WAR! The Great Kat’s response to 9/11. The U.S. was attacked by TERRORISTS MURDERERS WHO KILLED 3,000 INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! “WAR” Music Video is A REMINDER to NEVER FORGET 9/11 OR THE HOLOCAUST! (from The Great Kat’s “Wagner’s War”CD)

-3 SHRED BONUS FEATURES:

-HOT SHRED BITS-Hot Kat Photos mixed with INSANE violin and Guitar Shredding

-SHRED FAQs-Q&A on The Great Kat and Classical Music mixed with Baroque Insanity!!

-SHRED CREDITS-Credits from the DVD mixed with Wagnerian Opera!

-SHRED ONLINE-Kat web site and contact info

-SHRED VERSIONS of Classical Music Masterpieces:

Wagner’s “The Ride of the Valkyries” (from The Great Kat’s “Wagner’s War”CD– Wagner's Opera “Die Walkure”)

Liszt’s “Hungarian Rhapsody #2” (from The Great Kat’s “Wagner’s War”CD)

Vivaldi’s “The Four Seasons” (from The Great Kat’s “Bloody Vivaldi”CD)

Bazzini’s “The Round of the Goblins” (from The Great Kat’s “Rossini’s Rape”CD)

Sarasate’s “Zapateado” (from The Great Kat’s “Wagner’s War”CD)

-SHREDDING HOT KAT photos and wild graphics

Go To The Kat Web Site at http://www.greatkat.com for DVD samples and HOT photos!

PRESS REVIEWS OF THE GREAT KAT’s SHRED/CLASSICAL MUSIC:

“Rating: 10/10!!” “Totally speed metal madness with huge influences of classic violin-guitar virtuosity! 'Extreme Guitar Shred' is for true maniacs” – Gnom, Metal Centre Webzine

“The Great Kat can outplay just about every guitarist on the planet. She can zoom up and down a fretboard faster than a hungry cheetah on steroids. Her fretboard speed is awesome.” – Michael Molenda, Guitar Player Magazine

“The Great Kat is a force of nature, a performer of such dramatic histrionics and extreme virtuosity that she leaves audiences in awe.” -Tower Records

“Prepare to be dazzled by guitar and violin pyrotechnics that will blister your fingers (and you aren't even playing!)” – Netflix.com

The Great Kat Wins Guitar One Magazine’s “TOP 10 FASTEST SHREDDERS OF ALL TIME” Award – Chris O'Byrne, Guitar One Magazine

SPIN MAGAZINE DECLARES THE GREAT KAT “THE SPEEDIEST, SCARIEST FEMALE SHREDDER OF ALL TIME” – Caryn Ganz, Spin Magazine

“The more you know about The Great Kat, the more she seems like a walking, talking unifying theory of women and rock guitar.” – David Segal, The Washington Post

“The Great Kat can totally shred. In fact, she's so scary fast on guitar and violin, that once you retrieve your ego from the gutter, you almost have to laugh” – Michael Molenda, Guitar Player Magazine

“Inspired by the events of Sept. 11, Kat renders some of music's most famous, aggressive, battle-inspired pieces in shredding-speed metal arrangements that hiss and spit.” – Dan Aquilante, NY Post

“The wave of the future might well be heavy-metal Beethoven by way of Juilliard.” – John Rockwell, NY Times

“Every track on 'Extreme Guitar Shred' is a full frontal assault, exploding with blazing lines from the likes of Wagner, Liszt, and Sarasate.” – Rick Landers, Modern Guitars Magazine

“A rollercoaster of impressively fast guitar. Her violin and guitar work are so damn fast and phenomenal. Here is classical music on speed, and it's hard not to be impressed.” – Caroline Dworin, Metal Maniacs Magazine

And what does a matter look with concerts?

The Great Kat Shred Show Live is Guitar Shredding, violin virtuosity, blood, domination, slaves worshipping, being abused, tortured and MORE INSANE SHRED/CLASSICAL LICKS THAN YOUR INFERIOR BRAINS CAN HANDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do the tracks come into being? We will don’t know… We will don’t know about others musicians in The Great Kat… E.g. On the DVD „Extreme Guitar Shred” is video-clip from “Live In Chicago”. Someone screams to the microphone there…

… If we have been near the video clips then I will go on this subject… “War” – There are the shocking pictures from a  war…

WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!! The song “WAR” from “WAGNER’S WAR” CD was written DIRECTLY because of the SICK and MURDEROUS ATTACKS on 9/11!!!!! On 9/11 I saw the images of the World Trade Center –IN MY CITY-NEW YORK CITY-being attacked and destroyed and I was FURIOUS, OUTRAGED and HORRIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! The shocking images of war from “WAR” music video is to REMIND the world to NEVER FORGET THE HOLOCAUST and NEVER FORGET 9/11!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW LISTEN to the Great Kat’s CD: “WAGNER’S WAR”!!!!

“WAGNER’S WAR” Features:

ACT I: WAR

1. Wagner’s “The Ride Of The Valkyries” (from the Opera “Die Walkure”). This music is THE DEFINITIVE “BATTLE CRY” to WAR, featuring OPERA SINGERS, THE GREAT KAT’S SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA AND SHRED BAND!

2. “War” – HEAVY and BRUTAL ODE to WAR!

3. “Terror” – “TERROR! HORROR! MURDER!”

ACT II: REVENGE

4. “Punishment” – PUNISHMENT TO TRAITORS!

5. “Humiliation” – HUMILIATION and REVENGE RIPS through this GUITAR SHREDFEST!

ACT III: VICTORY

6. Liszt’s “Hungarian Rhapsody #2” – The SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA and SHRED BAND join together in this INSANE version of this famous rhapsody!

7. Sarasate’s “Zapateado” – THE GREAT KAT'S LIGHTNING-FAST GUITAR TECHNIQUE and DEMONIC VIOLIN VIRTUOSITY SHINE on this INCREDIBLE VIRTUOSIC SHOWSTOPPER!

Download a MUSIC SAMPLE of “Wagner’s War” CD at The Kat Web Site at http://www.greatkat.com

“Dominatrix”, “Castration” and “Torture Chamber” – They the title tell exhaustively… Do the tracks reflect your secretive dreams? hahaha …

“Dominatrix”, “Castration” and “Torture Chamber” were written to PUT YOU INFERIOR MALES IN YOUR INFERIOR PLACE. THE GREAT KAT IS GOD and YOU PEASANTS SHOULD ALL BE BOWING TO MY DEITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We approach more mundane subjects slowly… How does your normal day looks?

Great Kat promotion, composition, productions, rehearsals, interviews, recordings, and SPREADING THE WORD OF THE GOSPEL OF KAT TO THE MORON MASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have already been spoken it surely… Are you alone? Do you have family?

WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN YOU GET OUT OF THE 16th CENTURY, where WOMEN have to “have families” to EXIST??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GREAT KAT IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RESURRECTING CLASSICAL MUSIC AND IS ON A MISSION!!!!!!!!!! STEP ASIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Kat makes impression the very sharp woman, who hasn't feelings (of course these positive, as a love or a compassion). She didn’t want say about this type of feeling. Does feel she the feeling? What have she directions in her life? I don’t know…

…Tell me about nearer future of THE GREAT KAT.

The Great Kat will OWN all of music in the 21st CENTURY!!!

The NEXT Great Kat CD will feature the FIRST SHREDDING VIOLIN and GUITAR VERSION of PAGANINI’S “CAPRICE #24” and THE FAMOUS “FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE-BEE”!!!!!!!!!! STAY tuned to the Kat web site at http://www.greatkat.com for NEWS!!!!

Ok. Thanks for the interview! I hope your the last words for readers will be equally sharp like your music…

TO ALL MY KAT-POSSESSED SLAVES:

BOW TO YOUR METAL MESSIAH KAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW GO TO THE GREAT KAT WEB SITE at www.greatkat.com

The Great Kat at greatkat@greatkat.com

Hotline: 1-800-KAT-9199 or 631-549-7578

SHRED ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear what LADY said?! Go on!!!


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